COMPETITIVE_RECREATION.EXE
IAB ATHLRECROFFICE OF ORGANIZED LEISURE

GOVERNING BODY: NOW PRESENT

DEPARTMENT OF ATHLETIC IDLENESS

Competitive
Recreation

Activities nobody realized required a governing body.

VIEW OFFICIAL EVENT
VARSITY TEAM: THE FIGHTING SLOTHSLEAGUE SIZE: SUFFICIENT

Office of Organized Leisure · Regulations available upon request

LEAGUE_ORIENTATION.TXT

COMPETITIVE RECREATION

One event. Full administrative support.

The activity was already happening.
IAB supplied the standings.

Competitive Recreation applies official procedures, eligibility rules and a completely unnecessary league office to ordinary public activities. The inaugural schedule contains one fully sanctioned discipline.

SEASON: WHENEVER A LINE FORMSEXPANSION: UNDER REVIEW
RECREATION_ROSTER.DAT1 EVENT SANCTIONED

INAUGURAL SEASON

Official Event

Competition begins naturally at shops, venues, transit stops and other locations where orderly patience is required.

EVENT 01 / PUBLIC PATIENCEOPEN

Q

Competitive Queueing

Maintain posture and patience while resisting the phone in a real queue.

Official brief

  1. Enter a real queue you genuinely need to join. Do not create a line for the event.
  2. Put the phone away and remain aware of the queue, staff, signs and people around you.
  3. Advance promptly, respect personal space and complete the ordinary reason you were there.

Scoring: one completed queue with no unnecessary phone check. Courtesy violations result in immediate disqualification.

POSITION: MAINTAINEDPEOPLE CUT: 0
LEAGUE_CONDUCT.TXT

ATHLETE CODE OF CONDUCT

The queue remains a public place.

  • Join only lines you actually need to use and follow all venue instructions.
  • Respect personal space, accessibility needs, staff and the established order.
  • Keep your phone available for tickets, payments, navigation, medical needs or genuine communication.
  • If putting the phone away is impractical, complete the queue normally. No appeal is necessary.
SPORTSMANSHIP: REQUIREDPUBLIC INCONVENIENCE: PROHIBITED
PROGRAM_DIRECTORY.LNK

MATCH COMPLETE

Return to the Athletics Department

The line moved. The standings did not.

ATHLETICS PROGRAM DIRECTORY
FINAL: PATIENCE 1 · PHONE 0STANDINGS UNCHANGED